Friday, November 21, 2008

{random} another one of my almost moments...

riding home on the shuttle the other night..i got weary of looking out the window at all the traffic. so i glanced to the front. not much going on up there...and then i glanced to the right. and i was mortified! this grown man, in his business suit, was knuckle deep in his nose.


i. am. not. kidding. we locked eyes. my jaw dropped. i quickly turned to look out the window and had such a hard time from busting out laughing. i literally got a cramp in my neck from not moving my head for the rest of the hour-ride home. i was afraid at what other nasty little habits this dude had.

when the bus came to the first stop downtown..he got up to leave. and i almost had another "ally mcbeal" moment. i could feel the words in my throat, "i hope you're taking that booger with you."

thank goodness for whatever it is that stops me from saying such things.

2 comments:

AmyJean said...

OMG. i'm a huge ally mcbeal fan. I love how she'd just let her mind take over present reality and then get caught in present reality playing out her mind. I even had a theme song... lol! Love it! Impressed you maintained composure!

Amanda said...

Wow. I'm having flashbacks. This man must be my nose picking doppleganger:

http://peonylove.blogspot.com/2008/10/lifesaver-for-timid-girl.html